I had this impression that plain oatmeal tastes like ass with a hint of cardboard. I don't know where I got this impression. I don't actually remember ever eating oatmeal, but maybe I was just suppressing a memory which lingers as just an impression.
So, being an adventurous sort of foodie, I decided to try oatmeal this morning. I am happy to report that I was wrong, it actually tastes more like cardboard with a hint of ass. I decided it would help to dress it up... salt (lots of it), butter, and a fried egg on top. I broke the yolk with my spoon and had myself some egg-flavored oatmeal. No cardboard or ass.
Now I feel healthy because I ate oatmeal.
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It could be worse. It could have been porridge - or maybe that's what you call oatmeal over there. More like papier mache. That's what it tastes like. Glues your insides together. But I'm glad your healthy. Very witty post xx
I have an oatmeal recipe. It's serious though. It takes about 45 minutes, so it's not an every day thing.
But damn, is it good.
I bet if you put some in a thermos, and brought it with you surfing, and ate it after coming out of the frigid waters... you'd be hooked for life.
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