I have been watching the Rotten Tomatoes for our film and for Fool's Gold and seeing that, in quantifying something unquantifiable, Rolling Stone had it right:
"That generous half star rating I tacked onto to this comedy abomination is all for Paris Hilton. [...] You've been warned. But it's still better than Fool's Gold."
Our film is just as bad or maybe even slightly BETTER than Fool's Gold which was made for 10 times as much money.
Just looking on the bright side!